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Plants what now
okay so apparently we just discovered that plants emit clicking sounds too high pitched for us to hear, and are noisy when they’re stressed but quiet when content
There needs to be more research done into this, and as of now we can’t say why the sounds happen but. WHAT.
I knew they could hear noises but apparently they MAKE noises too
Cats knocking over houseplants just got a lot more vindictive
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“Crowley, dear?” Aziraphale turned around the newspaper to display a headline. “Have you heard that the humans believe plants can communicate?”
Across the table, the demon waved a mug of what Crowley said was coffee but what Aziraphale suspected was mostly alcohol in his direction. “That’s old news, Angel.”
“No,” Aziraphale said, “According to this, it’s cutting edge science.” He frowned. “They’ve apparently done research.”
“Research,” Crowley repeated.
“Yes. Of the scientific variety,” Aziraphale elaborated. “I’m surprised you haven’t read up on this. You’re always going on about New Technology. And plants.”
“Back in the 70s, they said talking to plants makes them grow,” Crowley argued. “Figures that plants have to hear what you say. Otherwise, what’s the point in talking to them to get them to grow?”
“But did you know plants could talk back to you?” Aziraphale asked, pointing again to the headline.
“Mine don’t.” Crowley’s voice took on a Tone as he threw a dark look at a lush but oddly nervous looking fern over the top of his sunglasses. “They know better.”
