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goingonanadventuremaybe:

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One of my favourite Garak moments, actually I love this entire episode its hilarious.

Garak: OH MY GOD, DUKAT, SHE’S NEVER GOING TO FUCK YOU

Their faces in this exchange are such a journey lmfao

Dukat: I set up this program and I assure you major, I will find a way to defeat it. There’s no dilemma that cannot be solved by a disciplined cardassian mind.

Garak: it’s not going to work, you know?

Dukat: what are you babbling on about now?

Garak: I’m talking about Major Kira!

Kira: what about her?

Garak: she’s much too busy trying to save the station to be impressed with your incessant posturing.

Dukat: Garak!

Garak: and even if she weren’t, she has much better taste than to be attracted to you! You, a married man.

Dukat: I should have executed you years ago!

Garak: ooh you tried, remember?