Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.

sapphosewrites:

Trektober Day #28: New Neighbors

“Morning, Dozett! I’ve got your red leaf.”

“Thank you, you can set it on the table.”

“I thought you’d be out gardening. It would be a lovely day for it.”

“I can’t, since the new neighbors moved in.”

“Is that the doctor?”

“The human doctor.”

“What’s he doing on Cardassia?”

“His husband is Cardassian.”

“No!”

“Ranek says he’s Obsidian Order.”

“You can’t believe everything Ranek says.”

“Of course not. Can you imagine someone from the Order marrying a human?”

“It’s scandalous, but what does it have to do with gardening?”

“Well, the Cardassian’s fine, but the human goes out there gardening without a shirt!”

“How depraved!”

“Isn’t it just? Would you like to go see?”

New Garak pov Garashir song just dropped

“Mastermind” by Taylor Swift

Lyrics:

Once upon a time, the planets and the fates and all the stars aligned

You and I ended up in the same room at the same time

And the touch of a hand lit the fuse

Of a chain reaction of countermoves

To assess the equation of you

Checkmate, I couldn’t lose

What if I told you none of it was accidental

And the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me

I laid the groundwork and then just like clockwork

The dominoes cascaded in a line

What if I told you I’m a mastermind?

And now you’re mine

It was all by design

‘Cause I’m a mastermind

You see all the wisest women had to do it this way

'Cause we were born to be the pawn in every lover’s game

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail

Strategy sets the scene for the tale

I’m the wind in our free-flowing sails

And the liquor in our cocktails

What if I told you none of it was accidental

And the first night that you saw me, I knew I wanted your body

I laid the groundwork and then just like clockwork

The dominoes cascaded in a line

What if I told you I’m a mastermind?

And now you’re mine

It was all my design

'Cause I’m a mastermind

No one wanted to play with me as a little kid

So I’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since

To make them love me and make it seem effortless

This is the first time I’ve felt the need to confess

And I swear

I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian 'cause I care

So I told you none of it was accidental

And the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me

I laid the groundwork and then saw a wide smirk

On your face, you knew the entire time

You knew that I’m a mastermind

And now you’re mine

Yeah, all you did was smile

'Cause I’m a mastermind

tinsnip:
“dziwaczka:
“ So I read Letters From The Northern Continent the other day *_*
also I have no idea how Cardassian furniture is supposed to look like but judging by their buildings and stations they seem to like… pointy edges? Cardassia’s...

tinsnip:

dziwaczka:

So I read Letters From The Northern Continent the other day *_*  

also I have no idea how Cardassian furniture is supposed to look like but judging by their buildings and stations they seem to like… pointy edges? Cardassia’s obviously not the place to visit if you’re like me and have a tendency of bumping into corners aioejtaoeoaieja

Things I love:  Julian Bashir in Cardassian wide-neck shirts.