Alexander Siddig as Doran Martell
GAME OF THRONES (2011-2019)
“The Dance of Dragons” (5.09)
So we went to Ren Fest yesterday. Had tons of fun. I saw this shirt, and it spoke to me. ‘I drink and I know things.’ I mean, that’s me on a shirt, especially when I’m drunk. It was $18, but it was Ren Fest, you know? So I bought it.
And I wore it to the grocery store today. I’m, you know, picking out food and stuff, and this guy comes up to me like ‘You must be a Game of Thrones fan.’ And I’m like 'No I’ve never seen it.’ and then it dawns on me. The shirt. It’s a fucking GoT reference that I didn’t recognize bc I only know that shit from gifsets. So the guy is trying to explain it to me like I care. But really he just wanted to know where I got it, because he’d never seen the shirt before. So I told him that I got it at Ren Fest. He went on his merry way after advising me that I should binge watch like eighty seasons of GoT. No thank you.
I wear my Star Wars and Avengers shirts all the time and rarely ever get comments. But of course I wear this shirt that I didn’t even know was a reference to anything, and some random guy my dad’s age wants to know where I got it.
I’m still going to wear it. I don’t care. I spent $18 on the damn thing. Plus it fits well and it’s a nice color. But that’s my post-Ren Fest story. I’ll write a post about the actual thing later.
I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series. The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.
This is an honest question. How, in the hell, do you Game of Thrones fans ever keep all of these character straight? It seems like there are about five thousand of them or something.

