“magic mushrooms”? uhm, actually, all mushrooms are magic, so jot that down
magic isn’t always “find connection with all things in the universe,” sometimes it’s just “make tasty soup” or “shrivel your kidneys” yknow how it is
Fungi are truly the nearst thing to immortality we have on this planet
[Caption: four pictures of mushrooms that are growing in a way that makes them look like 1. fingers reaching up from under a fallen tree, 2. screaming mouths or beaks on a branch, 3. outer ears breaking through bark, 4. a hand coming out of the ground.]
Finding out the fae are parasitic fungi, huh.
Wander into a fairy circle, just a circle of mushrooms, come back different from that. Wonder what happened there? Got mushrooms in the brain didn’t they?
Wander into the woods, eat strange food drink strange water, see a strange world, keep going back to the woods for more and why has this happened, what enslaved them? Brain fungus isn’t it?
They don’t live in this world do they, they speak to each other in strange tongues, flit across the world invisibly, appear in many illusionary forms.
We built our world over top of theirs.
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
whoops I forgot about this blog sorry besties have some fungus



