The Massive Continuity of Ducks

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dduane:

animentality:
Succinct and (I think/fear) probably terrifyingly accurate.

whitepeopletwitter:

shanzikull:

yandere-angela:
musk replacing the twitter icon with doge to obscure search results for the dogecoin lawsuit is hilarious cause i wouldnt have known about the lawsuit if he didnt do that

professionalchaoticdumbass:

adelphicoracle:
schaudwen:
striders:
at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial
this is why elon suddenly hired a praetorian guard
The Ides of March is almost here, and I have this great idea for how to celebrate this year!
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totally-a-wizard:

impormable:
guerrillatech:
why is Tesla tequila a thing
dogg I was behind some dude at the liquor store a few months ago and he bought the tesla tequila. $2000 cash. I had never been more embarrassed for another person in my entire life
#i mean at least they’re consistent in their product features

Anonymous:

Alcohol has a very low evaporation point. Leaving alcohol in the sun, especially in a dark bottle like the tesla tequila, causes the alcohol to expand towards evaporation. Many alcohol bottles are thick rounded glass to diffuse this pressure, many people keep alcohol in the freezer or fridge also for this reason. But with sharp corners and thin glass, the pressure when heated will simply blow that mess to bits. Idk if your tags were serious but if you genuinely didn't understand what happened I just thought I'd give you an answer. Have a good day!