kaelio:

the cool thing about Garak is he never does anything wrong

gplusbfics:

Today at MASS MoCA (huge contemporary art museum in western Massachusetts) I was looking at an exhibit of “Truisms” by Jenny Holzer and several struck me as VERY Cardassia, very Garak.

unicorn-and-bluebells:

weyounbathwater:

Which star trek character would sign important documents with a pink glitter pen

Garak, Uhura, Q, and Possibly Quark

Garak does it to fuck with people and because it looks nice

Uhura does it bc it looks nice and she likes it and she’s just like that and who tf is going to stop her??!

Q does it to fuck with people (he doesn’t even ever need to sign shit he’s just being extra to show how silly he thinks it is)

Quark started doing it as a joke but he lost his other pen and he has to admit it does look kinda cool

I have to add Sylvia Tilly to this list. That girl would love pink glitter pens.

punk-aziraphale:

johannestevans:

listen

This is the second time this is on my dash and let me just say that I desperately want a crossover where Aziraphale and Garak get extremely drunk together while complaining about customers and their unfortunate taste in men who are both extremely attractive and kind yet have atrocious taste in nearly everything.

If any two mean sexy gays need a weekly wine and whine it’s them.

autumnleafauthor:

Hey so, question to all ds9 people: has anyone ever considered what Garak does during the Siege at the beginning of season 2, either in fic or in general? Like, i don’t want to imagine the kinda chaos him getting on one of the evac shuttles would cause, but… hhm

Thoughts/fic recs?

clementine-kesh:

the part in the ds9 episode where ezri has to get joran’s (dax’s previous homicidal host) help to solve a murder and she’s deliberating about it to worf like “i know someone who can help… but it’ll be extremely unpleasant” and he’s like “hm… i see”. i absolutely believe he thought she was talking about garak and was like yeah you’re right that [klingon slur for cardassians] is annoying as hell that’s a tough decision right there bud :/

parmak:

fall from grace; a garak playlist.

high sir sly • don’t sing data ft. benny sings • power & control marina • viva la vida coldplay • compulsive liar ezra furman • who are you, really? mikky ekko • assassin au/ra • kill our way to heaven michl • fears mtns • ruled by secrecy muse • modern day cain idkhow • afterlife xylø • fickle game amber run • r.i.p. 2 my youth the neighbourhood • i’ll be good jaymes young

piestrudel:

garak: mY dEaR dOcToR, i’ve received a most unusual anonymous order in my shop! this rather mysterious customer has requested as follows: apple bottom jeans, boots WITH “the fur”, baggy sweatpants, and reeboks WITH “the straps”! i simply can’t make heads or tails of it. why, i don’t even know what a reebok is!

jake and nog: *giggling from their promenade perch*