Garak is a good boy who has never done anything wrong ever except for all those war crimes he did
doodle of a rly funny facial expression Garak makes in the episode Cardassians
New Garak pov Garashir song just dropped
“Mastermind” by Taylor Swift
Lyrics:
Once upon a time, the planets and the fates and all the stars aligned
You and I ended up in the same room at the same time
And the touch of a hand lit the fuse
Of a chain reaction of countermoves
To assess the equation of you
Checkmate, I couldn’t lose
What if I told you none of it was accidental
And the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me
I laid the groundwork and then just like clockwork
The dominoes cascaded in a line
What if I told you I’m a mastermind?
And now you’re mine
It was all by design
‘Cause I’m a mastermind
You see all the wisest women had to do it this way
'Cause we were born to be the pawn in every lover’s game
If you fail to plan, you plan to fail
Strategy sets the scene for the tale
I’m the wind in our free-flowing sails
And the liquor in our cocktails
What if I told you none of it was accidental
And the first night that you saw me, I knew I wanted your body
I laid the groundwork and then just like clockwork
The dominoes cascaded in a line
What if I told you I’m a mastermind?
And now you’re mine
It was all my design
'Cause I’m a mastermind
No one wanted to play with me as a little kid
So I’ve been scheming like a criminal ever since
To make them love me and make it seem effortless
This is the first time I’ve felt the need to confess
And I swear
I’m only cryptic and Machiavellian 'cause I care
So I told you none of it was accidental
And the first night that you saw me, nothing was gonna stop me
I laid the groundwork and then saw a wide smirk
On your face, you knew the entire time
You knew that I’m a mastermind
And now you’re mine
Yeah, all you did was smile
'Cause I’m a mastermind
found loads of vintage trek magazines at my fav thrift place and i absolutely SEARCHED to find these
also the lady behind the till said “wow isnt that a good cover!” about the garak one. queen
some pics of garak i have never seen before from the garak issue
The face Garak makes when he says “Perhaps they just decided they didn’t like me?"drives me nuts because I know. I know he’s hitting Julian with the 🥺. I know the little frown he makes and the deliberate inhale that makes his chest obviously move are him trying to get you to pet his hair and feed him fruit. I know it’s theater. And it still fucking works on me.
me: I’m very normal about garashir
also me
Honestly the Cardassian cultural breeding kink + the possibility that Barkan’s only child is actually Garak’s is deeply funny. TFW you’re less virile than the service class nancy boy you personally made wash out of military school
an unsettling compilation
what the hell
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“It all comes down to a question of loyalty. […] He chose the state. As would I, every time.”
said the exile to the soldier.













