Donald Trump has come under fire from many people for suggesting American troops in Iraq stole money. Now one of those vets who actually handled the money, Corbin Reiff, is speaking out. Trump recent screw ups have begun to take their toll on his popularity and poll numbers.
Any of you have a Neilsen box? If so, I have a favor to ask of you.
If you’re, you know, relatively sensible, can you do this one small thing?
Switch the channel on your TV anytime Trump is on or talked about. Tank the ratings. Change it every time someone talks about his tweets, has him in for a phone call, etc. I don’t care what you turn it to (though wouldn’t it be fun if Animal Planet got a bump).
We got to this point because people watch him. Because he makes *advertisers* money. We can control of that.
You won’t miss anything. He’s everywhere, and his rhetoric isn’t evolving into anything better. So, just imagine he said something awful that hurts you to your core and you’ll still be up to date.
But please. Can you do me this favor?
Thank you.
Love,
TLOTH
Says the artist, Mark Bryan: “ At first I didn’t want to waste paint and canvas on the “Trump” But in the end I just had to. This is the “Trump-O-Matic” machine that he uses to gin up the crowd. Of course behind all this, he’s just a sad baby man obsessed with himself. Please share this if you are inclined.”
DON
Me too, Stephen. Me too.
The Late Show, May 26, 2016
The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.
Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President
Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.
unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer
which we all gave him the idea for in the first place
case closed everyone hit the showers
