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dishwashing affirmations

  • the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.
  • if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.
  • washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).
  • despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.