TNG/DS9 crossover idea - Data asks early season Bashir to teach him how to talk to women (under the mistaken belief that his reputation for hitting on lots of women means he knows what he’s doing), so Bashir does, very sincerely, and Data just politely observes and gently asks if he was (once again) demonstrating what not to do.
Ends with Data treating Bashir to a “practice date.”
Came up with this while driving to work.
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