momomomma2:

momomomma2:

trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks and its not the same thing every time and maybe its not always there but its always watching and this is not the kinda monster that you wanna fuck its the kinda monster that Fucks You Up™

STOP. COMING. INTO. MY. INBOX. TELLING. ME. YOU’LL. FUCK. THE. CORN. MONSTER.

themightytapirofindecisionand:

squidsisters-callie-marie:

fatalmirage:

eshusplayground:

claidilady:

steinbecks:

FOR FUTURE REFERENCE :

tumblr does this thing now where if you’re mentioned in a post with the @ system, you get notifications EVERY TIME that post is reblogged. basically, it treats every reblog after that @ as a brand-new notification of that @.  i’ve been getting notifications like 10 times a day on [this post] over here because it has like 10,000 notes now and every new reblog is a new notification for me. 

so if you want to share something with a friend*, just use that handy-dandy little messaging arrow at the bottom of the post and save everybody’s notifications

*(me)

oh my god tumblr why can none of your IT employees code 

siiiiiiigh.

@staff PLEASE FIX THIS

The ironic thing is that if people keep reblogging this constantly enough they’ll be forced to be plagued by this exact problem until they fix it

DO IT REBLOG CONSTANTLY

@staff