hopeful-trekkie-deactivated2022:

-OH, I AM SO SORRY, WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE LEGATE DAMAR, LEADER OF THE CARDASSIAN UNION *points at Damar*. THOT GOR *points at Breen soldier*.

-THOT. THAT’S THE EQUIVALENT OF A LEGATE, ISN’T IT?

-(distorted voice)

starbashir:

i feel like garak and damar would be a funny as fuck duo bc damar is calm as hell and garak is an unhinged little monster

just found this in my drafts from before i watched the end of s7 and i was so right

autistic-bashir:

with two lizards and a marsupial those niners don’t stand a chance

inspired by this delightful post

emelye:

manywinged:

staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself “you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy”

noahxgail:

noahxgail:

that one meme of mads mikkelsen opening a bottle of vodka during an interview but instead it’s damar startrek

help him hes being bullied by lesbians

imperfectandroid:

just crossing in the hallway,

jonathanarcher:

jonathanarcher:

Garak’s hot mom could’ve fixed damar I think

[post canon au where weyoun lives]

Setting: midnight on cardassia. Weyoun has just called damar in the middle of the night

Weyoun in that weaselly little Jeffery Combs voice he has: Damar! You’re looking… [begrudgingly] well. It’s always such a surprise to see you sober!

Damar: oh hello weyoun, I forgot you were alive. Yes, things have been going well for me ever since we defeated the dominion. How are you? Met up with Worf recently?

Weyoun: there’s that sense of humor. I was just calling to see if you wanted to meet up, discuss old times, maybe-

Garaks hot mom Mila: Damar come back to bed

Weyoun, lying: why damar, I didn’t realize you were with someone! Anyway about our plans-

Damar: it’s over. I’ve found someone else. She’s Garak’s hot mom. Stop calling this number.

Damar hangs up and spoons (when cardassians finger each other’s forehead spoons) with Mila all night. A single tear runs down Weyoun’s face. Why did the founders take so much from them… but leave vorta the ability to love

guljerry:

How many Weyouns does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They’ll get Damar to do it.