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harringtonraejepsen:

wait quick question

beer tastes like piss unironically

beer’s not for me but i’ll have one every so often to see what it’s all about

i drink beer occasionally

i drink beer regularly

beer is my go drink to at bars/restaurants but it’s not my favorite drink

beer is my favorite alcoholic drink

i don’t drink alcohol but i want to see the results

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barfusstanzen:

i don’t know what younger person needs to hear this, but it is so valid to not want to drink alcohol at all, or to only want to drink very rarely. don’t let others pressure you into joining in with those societal rituals. it is an outrage how normalized drinking alcohol is, to the point that those who choose to abstain are constantly forced to justify their private choices, be publicly questioned about what led to these choices or excluded from activities altogether. you do not ever need to justify your reasons for this. there are absolutely valid and important reasons to not drink, and nobody has a right to know your personal reasonings.

tiktaalic:

tiktaalic:

you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:

drink one: water. this one’s water. can’t beat the og

drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.

drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though

please drink water thers a little fish in you and you’re killing her