astrangergivingthestrangewelcome:
that flirty Garashir moment in “Civil Defense” is so funny because 1) they’re literally in a serious situation where people could die and they’re still making eyes at eachother and 2) “I wonder how many other simple tailors could rewrite Cardassian security protocols” “I wouldn’t even venture a guess” lads. You’re past this. a few months ago when Garak was dying of drug abuse it all came to light. You both know exactly why Garak can rewrite Cardassian security protocols you fuckers just really like flirting.
Season 3 Episode 07 Civil Defense
emergency-philosophical-hologram:
One of my favourite Garak moments, actually I love this entire episode its hilarious.
Garak: OH MY GOD, DUKAT, SHE’S NEVER GOING TO FUCK YOU
Their faces in this exchange are such a journey lmfao
Dukat: I set up this program and I assure you major, I will find a way to defeat it. There’s no dilemma that cannot be solved by a disciplined cardassian mind.
Garak: it’s not going to work, you know?
Dukat: what are you babbling on about now?
Garak: I’m talking about Major Kira!
Kira: what about her?
Garak: she’s much too busy trying to save the station to be impressed with your incessant posturing.
Dukat: Garak!
Garak: and even if she weren’t, she has much better taste than to be attracted to you! You, a married man.
Dukat: I should have executed you years ago!
Garak: ooh you tried, remember?
i love how everybody on the station is in danger of dying within less than two hours and julian decides to spend his time pressed up against garak and grinning like an idiot in love
[id: two screenshots. in the first, garak and julian are sitting very close together and looking at each other. julian has a slight smile on his face. in the second, julian is sitting slightly behind garak, his smile bigger. garak is looking down at the screen in front of him. /end id]
toomuchkali-fal-deactivated2022:
Gentlemen, weβre in the middle of a crisis, please stop flirting








