nerdfighterwhatevernumbers:

still very badly want a christmas romcom where the real santa falls in love with a mall santa

blueandbluer:

tiktoksgay:

I am FURIOUS that OP’s mom is already married because that right there is wife material for SURE.

whaliiwatching:

so like them to kiss under poison

topherchris:

Merry Christmas, lovelies!!

✨🎄❤💚❤💚❤🎄✨

punchedbymarkesmith:

punchedbymarkesmith:

If I could draw, every year, I’d be like “more like DICKSgiving, amirite?!” and post a bunch of lovingly rendered penises on the timeline.

And then I’d do the sequel: “More like DICKmas, amirite?!” In which I draw a tree with only dick ornaments hanging from it. A big dick star on top.

Good News! I drew a DICKmas tree!

Merry DICKmas!!

punchedbymarkesmith:

punchedbymarkesmith:

If I could draw, every year, I’d be like “more like DICKSgiving, amirite?!” and post a bunch of lovingly rendered penises on the timeline.

And then I’d do the sequel: “More like DICKmas, amirite?!” In which I draw a tree with only dick ornaments hanging from it. A big dick star on top.