mokeymokey:

You can’t cut soft cheese in thin slices or wedges because it just gets squished, but you can with hard cheese, cause the protein holds it together. Casein point:

Okay Here’s a Tough One

anais-ninja-bitch:

andrearrrrr:

automatic Parmesan slicing

there are some specific-ass machines in this world

dragonomatopoeia:

klinki:

Is This A Cheese?

quiz made to bully my roommate for not knowing types of cheeses. all you have to do is identify if the word is a name of actual cheese or no

uquiz.com

My roommate is so cheese illiterate they mixed up mozzerella and parmesan so I made this quiz to bully them. Take the test to see if YOU know more about types of cheeses than them :)

must you. must you do this to me. on the INTERNET even. everyone looks at me and goes look at this guy. they cannot even name a cheese. well i ask you. can you name every fragment and chamber of my heart as it shatters,

randomslasher:

digitaldiscipline:

dashingprince:

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

RIP to all my caucasian mutuals, but I’m indifferent.

#why would i want to leave the room#its got free cheese in it

@songofsaraneth​ your tags are sending me 

Question: does the room have wifi?

birchbeer:

^for the rats to sniff