ex0skeletal-undead:

1. Google “cat” on mobile or desktop

2. Click/touch the paw icon

3. Now click/touch anywhere else

4. Hehehehe

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

jaesrri:

kalira:

heisenberg-inspo:

aniskul:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sometimes when my cat is breaking rules I tell them “stop that’s ILLEGAL”

I pretend to be very upset and say “I didn’t raise you to be like this”

I sigh and say ‘We’ve talked about this.’

I often snap “excuse you Madame”.

We tend to display the offending cat to other humans (in house or online) and declare “behold, a criminal”

For example:

BEHOLD! A Criminal.

Adora. Can you not. The plant does not want you.

BEHOLD, A CRIMINAL!!!