itscolossal:

Vivid Botanicals Bloom from the Coats of Charismatic Cats in Watercolor Works by Hiroki Takeda

t00thpasteface:

this was commissioned by a buyer who wishes to remain anonymous. thanks SO much– it was a total blast to draw!!

(click here for my commission info!)

nebulastep:

maplebungus:

tiktokstowatch:

ancient language

I feel that the cat is trying to communicate a prophecy or get pet.

climbdraws:

inhale, exhale

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

jaesrri:

kalira:

heisenberg-inspo:

aniskul:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sometimes when my cat is breaking rules I tell them “stop that’s ILLEGAL”

I pretend to be very upset and say “I didn’t raise you to be like this”

I sigh and say ‘We’ve talked about this.’

I often snap “excuse you Madame”.

We tend to display the offending cat to other humans (in house or online) and declare “behold, a criminal”

For example:

BEHOLD! A Criminal.

Adora. Can you not. The plant does not want you.

BEHOLD, A CRIMINAL!!!

imhereformysciencefriends:

surprisedentistry:

dentalectomy:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

the-one-the-only-derpghost:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

numberlover1729:

surprisedentistry:

evil-dad-evil:

surprisedentistry:

dentalectomy:

dentalectomy:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

today Meatball abruptly realized that there are refugee office plants in the kitchen (they have been there for weeks) and has decided his singular purpose in life is to eat them 

we put up a 4 foot tall step-through baby gate when we brought the plants home, but it turns out he can actually squeeze his body through the bars. not in a dignified way, mind you. but he can 

we have foiled him with a two-gate system: a short one with small openings that he can’t squeeze through, and the tall one that he can’t jump over. he is now sitting outside our kitchen door rattling the gates with his stupid little mitten hands like an animated ghost prisoner in a Spirit Halloween decoration 

update: we underestimated him

why are your doors closed to the public 

is this the same Meatball with the Hanukkah sweater????

it sure is 

you may also know him as the Meatball who tried to jump into my toilet and the violent sweatervest-wearing accountant cat 

tiny accountant harasses human, eats plants

i mean he has to find some way to unwind from his high-pressure job 

update:

So how do you guys… get in there anymore?

well my original game plan was opening the white gate and kind of shoving my body through the gap between the wood gate and the grey gate and i am excited to announce that this was not a good idea at all

update: was woken up at 7 AM this morning by Meatball repeatedly taking a running leap at the gates, bouncing off the top one, and then sitting on the floor outside the kitchen beeping confusedly 

HOW

this is our current game plan. stay tuned

please continue to give us updates this is the funniest post on this site

ninbayphua:

parliamentrook:

why do I even buy cat toys