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sunreon:

sunreon:

Hello everyone!

this is Momo, and he needs a home!

He’s in the greater Seattle area of Washington, USA but for the right adopter he could do a little traveling.

Momo is a ~10yo Turkish Angora neutered male, completely deaf, indoor cat, great at using a litterbox, and he’s looking for his next snugglebuddy.

this is the sweetest, friendliest, easiest cat you will ever love. he’s a great first-owner cat, cause he’s so easy. once he warms up to you he is affectionate, cuddly, talkative, and super sweet. he’s quite content hanging out during the day (he loves windows!) and then following you around when you get home until you can sit down for snuggles. he could very easily make a great comfort animal.

if he wants something he will Do A Screm. a v big screm. all of the screm. you will wonder how so much noise came out of one cat. usually screm means feed me or cuddle me.

(do not let him fool you. fuuds are rationed and screms will not produce more fuuds. screms CAN be usually solved with cuddles, though. and snuggling during the night. plz snuggle your momo when sleeping, it is strongly recommended by the manufacturers.)

ngl I think I love momo more than I love the animals I already own. He is THAT perfect at being a luvvyboy.

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut it cannot be. for momo is a jealous butt, and also thinks smaller animals are Delightful Toys To Hunt. unfortunately momo is… not so good at size estimations. So anything that he thinks is remotely his size = “smaller animal”. he needs to be an only cat, and as far as we’ve experienced, he only does well with larger dogs. he’s been passed around my family because of this, and it’s time for him to find a permanent home elsewhere.

please send me a pm or ask if you are interested! feel free to share this to anybody you know who you think he would be good for.

@pangur-and-grim

kwehkwehmotherfucker:

Reasons my cat is upset:

  • I went into the bathroom and closed the door, locking him out
  • I went into the bathroom and closed the door, locking him in
  • It’s three in the morning and I won’t play with him
  • He nudged my hand, so I petted him, but he didn’t want pets
  • I picked him up
  • I put him down
  • He was sitting on my lap and I moved

fataldrum:

evilsmurfnope:

miss-kitty-fantastico:

beckpoppins:

killifishes:

pipizhe:

zzz18:

honeysucker:

dtgsr:

pearlitariat:

i love how the ancestor of the modern housecat (the middle eastern wildcat) literally just looks like an angry tabby with more leg

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we domesticated dogs because they wete useful but we domesticated cats because theyre beautiful.

we domesticated them because they eat disease-causing vermin

cats domesticated themselves because it’s easier than living alone

haha schooled losers

me: cats arent domesticated

It’s more fair to say cats domesticated humans. Generally we used them for pest control through out history as well as used them as cuddly pets. Cats who moved into early human settlements gets a lot more from just being around us.

-we worked like guard dogs. Where we were, larger predators were not. Not only did this increase the cat’s food supply from lack of competition but it kept kittens safe while mom hunted, a luxury not afforded in the wild.

-we were a food source. Mice, rats, and other rodents are great at hiding in the wild. They are much less good at hiding on clear ground or well lit granaries. So the dumb littler prey animals flocked to the early humans who gathered up their staple grains in big hard to seal silos. This was a buffet to cats. During lean times like winter, early humans were happy to toss their scraps and bones to the cute little predator who shared their space.

-humans provided ear scratches, very important.

-humans are waste disposal units. humans don’t like poop or hair balls and rotting bones just sit around. We are great at making dry buildings that keep the worst of nature at bay. Very comfy living space for kitty.

-They have learned to talk to us. Adult cats don’t meow at each other…. but they do meow at us. One of the only animals that have learned human only noises, they have learned that meowing gets our attention and makes us do things. Like work the can opener. Meow is less a greeting and more of a “high ho silver, lets get moving”.

“Humans provide ear scratches, very important” - I’m pretty sure that is the only reason my three keep me around…

I love this baby

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fataldrum:

mypandemonium:

birbb:

Here’s a cat thing. Obviously it doesn’t cover everything, but still some pretty common foods around most peoples homes.

I’m so glad I found the cat one! I keep finding the dog one and that’s cool and everything, but cats are important too.

On that note, the ASPCA has a list which plants are poisonous to cats. Chances are, if it has “lily” in the name, keep it away from your cats. Also, avoid essential oils unless your veterinarian approves them. Cats are fucking weird*, and you never know what might set them off. 

*educated veterinary opinion

mypandemonium:

birbb:

Here’s a cat thing. Obviously it doesn’t cover everything, but still some pretty common foods around most peoples homes.

I’m so glad I found the cat one! I keep finding the dog one and that’s cool and everything, but cats are important too.