goesboldly:

I pledge allegiance to the abs
of the ideally proportioned Captain America
and to the ass with which he stands
one body under clothes, indescribable
with liberty and eye-fucking for all

crankybucky:

Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

spektrmodule:

alonglostletter:

Steve Rogers staring down anti-vaxxers who try to tell him that ‘their kids don’t really need it.’

“do you have any idea how bad polio sucked? let me tell you about how bad polio sucked”