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I’m hungry. I think someone should cook me something so that I can judge/eat it. Open your baskets! Your mystery ingredients are dough, tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. You must incorporate all mystery ingredients IN MY DAMN PIZZA. ya you heard me, I’d like a pizza, por favor

So what I’m going to do is make a deconstructed pizza, with a kind of tomato-cheese soup served with pepperoni bread sticks.

AND YOU ARE CHOPPED YOU ARE SO SO CHOPPED GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN (but I’ll keep the bread sticks) 

My family doesn’t do a lot of “Italian” food, so I’m putting a sort of whimsical childhood twist on the dish. I’m going to stuff the sausage with the cheese, and then cover the whole thing in a cornmeal dough before I deep fry it. I’m going to serve it with a tomato, vinegar, and sugar reduction to really bring out the umami of the dish. I will plate my dish by impaling the sausage on a stick and drizzling the tomato reduction over it.

Stahp, please :( You’re killing it :(((

You like corndogs tho. I know you do. You can’t hide your shame from me.

I’ve lost my appetite and I’m laying on the floor behind the judge’s table crying 

Time’s up and I look at my competitors’ dishes and I realize I forgot the dough… How am I going to present this to the judge?
“Hello, today I’ve prepared for you a glueten-free, Atkins style pizza.”

I could forgive the no dough, but what I cannot forgive is this irrelevant side salad made only of raw cabbage drenched in truffle oil