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Things About Boobs That Women Can Easily Relate To by Flo Perry.
its all true.
Re: the second to last… if there happens to be a baby covering the scandalous area with it’s mouth while eating, then the scandalous area becomes from collarbone to waist.
The fact that people fetishize large breasts, and then get upset when they find out that they sag, are disproportionate, have stretch marks, discoloration, and large areoles, etc… Says a lot about how society glamorizes large breasts but can’t stand it when they don’t look like the breasts on tv, magazines, and porn.
Oh and god forbid they’re “fake” because fake ones don’t count either
They have to be flawless AND real no matter how impossible that is^^^that too.
why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done
do you have any idea how great that would be
ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls
I just died 😳
some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.
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I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??
Kat Dennings is amazingly fucking hot. Also, I like the souls of the innocent theory as applied to ALL boobs. Can we go with that?
How the fuck is Kat Dennings overweight? Shut the fuck up.