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daniardor:

Vampires in Horror Movies

Dracula (1931)
Salem’s Lot (1979)
Nosferatu (1922)
Horror of Dracula (1958)
The Lost Boys (1987)
Near Dark (1987)
Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
Interview with the Vampire (1994)
Queen Of the Damned (2002)
Underworld (2003)
Van Helsing (2004)
30 Days of Night (2007)
Blacula (1972)
Fright Night (1985)
Byzantium (2012)
Let the Right one In (2008)
What we do in the Shadows (2014)
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014)
Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)

awhimsicallaugh:

salarta:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

victorian-sexstache:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

lqtraintracks:

Okay, so do vampires drink from arteries or veins or both? Asking for a friend.

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@lqtraintracks This drew me in too easily, what the hell 👏😂

This guy is the Gordon Ramsey of blood.

“THIS BLOOD HAS SO MUCH FUCKING ACID IN IT, I’M SEEING TECHNICOLOR DEMONS!!!”

@vampireapologist

“I’ve never met a vampire” exactly what a vampire would say.

Very suspicious about this “educated guess”

hxans:
“aenariasbookshelf:
“mcgregorswench:
“ pollydoodles:
“ sachertortes:
“ aspiring-trashfire:
“ kvothe-kingkiller:
“ butchscientist:
“ koganusan:
“ perytiion:
“ poupon:
“ sustainablefarming:
“ petal:
“ microtear:
“ theoldness:
““its probably not...

hxans:

aenariasbookshelf:

mcgregorswench:

pollydoodles:

sachertortes:

aspiring-trashfire:

kvothe-kingkiller:

butchscientist:

koganusan:

perytiion:

poupon:

sustainablefarming:

petal:

microtear:

theoldness:

“its probably not fancy enough”

“my mom said i gotta come home right now”

“Don’t put more stress on yourself”

“me after every nap”

So I guess you do not want to go to Grease

“kind of hard when he falls asleep on my pillow.”

😍

“Where’s Hekla?” (Hekla is my dog)

being some sort of vampire but w pigeons is IDEAL

“On my way home, going to stop at Trader Joe’s before it closes”

“I already got it done, but thank you.”

“three people just went ‘sympathy shag’“

“Are you coming home for supper?”

“I only just started lunch so I’m gonna scarf that down first.”

“Was just straightening my hair. Can chat now whenever you’re ready.”

“Upstairs”