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portraitoftheoddity: For christmas, Natasha gives each of the Avengers scrapbooks. And at first everyone is sort of snickering because, scrapbooks, Nat? Really? But then they realize that a lot of the photos are from cell phones and private files and security footage stills, and some are even from internationally classified documents, and suddenly everyone is way too intimidated to mock Nat's scrapbooking skills anymore. (Also, she hand-cuts hella cute borders and stuff).
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veliseraptor:

Oh my god I love this though, because it combines a) Natasha, secret artist with b) Natasha, really bad at personal boundaries and also c) Natasha, is she trolling or is she really, sincerely trying? hard to say, the Red Room was a weird place and personal boundaries probably weren’t really a thing. Natasha is really bad at turning off the spy thing and I like the idea that she just kind of hoards information and things and doesn’t really think about it and then is like “oh hey, I can make a nice personal thing for my friends! :D” and those two things collide beautifully. 

I bet Natasha would make beautiful scrapbooks. They’d be personalized and reflect the kinds of things a person would want to remember really well and at the same time it would be like “how did you know this never mind I don’t want to ask” and probably she means well but it is also possible she is fucking with you and you will never know. 

Clint, meanwhile, is just like “thanks, Nat!” paging cheerfully through his because he got one of these the last two years and it’s just one of those Natasha things he’s learned to roll with

“I’d love to see a Black Widow movie. I think it will [happen]. It has to. We’ll rally for it. We’ll get it started.”

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Chris Hemsworth (via fuckyeahblackwidow)

vardaesque:

#chris hemsworth will make a black widow movie even if he has to make it in his backyard with an ipod #he’ll call up his brothers #HEY LIAM HEY LUKE HEY GUYS #I’M MAKING A MOVIE YOU NEED TO PLAY SHIELD AGENTS #they’ll be like srsly bruh #YEAH MAN CMON THERE’LL BE FOOD #they get won over #he calls up tom one night when he needs a scriptwriter #tom wakes up like ‘chris my what time is it’ #chris is like CAN YOU WRITE A SCREENPLAY FOR A BLACK WIDOW MOVIE MATE I NEED YOU #tom lurches out of bed #almost starts crying #’yes of course i’ll do it #do you think she’d like shakespeare??’ #’tom wait—’ #’I CAN DO THIS’ #he mails over a script worthy of an oscar stuffed full of classical literature parallells and gorgeous imagery #chris stares at his one camera and grumbles about ‘fancy fucking brits’ 

(via lanaparrillasituation)

#Hemsworth calls up RDJ #Bro, I need financing for a Black Widow movie. #Is $100 million too much? #Nah, sounds good, mate. # Calls up Evans #Black Widow movie. You wanna direct it? #Evans flails & catches the first flight from Boston.

(via bead-bead)

The idea of the Avengers assembling to make their own Black Widow movie is so much better when you realise that it could actually happen…

(via flyingblackhawk)

  • Black Widow: *Tied to a chair and still manages to beat up three guys and free herself*
  • Black Widow: *Gets Bruce Banner to join the Avengers*
  • Black Widow: *Tricks Loki, the god of mischief himself, into giving her valuable information*
  • Black Widow: *Brings Hawkeye out of his brainwashing*
  • Black Widow: *Doesn't get involved with petty arguments like the rest of the Avengers and keeps her eye on the ball*
  • Black Widow: *Kicks ass during the alien invasion*
  • Black Widow: *Hijacks an alien ship so she can reach the portal and close it*
  • Black Widow: *Wears a costume that isn't any more revealing than her male counterparts*
  • Black Widow: *Is a wonderfully three-dimensional character with a rich backstory and an overall bad ass*
  • Media: lol yeah she's only in the Avengers for sex appeal