- some guy on omegle: I don't understand bisexuality! How does it work? I'm not trying to be offensive, but really, how can someone be bisexual? how can they like both?!
- my sister: Do you want me to explain it to you?
- omegle guy: Sure.
- my sister: Do you like cake?
- omegle guy: Yes.
- my sister: Do you like cookies?
- omegle guy: Yes.
- my sister: Oh my god! How is that possible? How can you like both?! I don't understand how you could like both!
- omegle guy:
- my sister:
- omegle guy:
- my sister:
- omegle guy: I don't know why I never understood this.
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What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
Schrodinger’s Sexuality
*headdesk*
The difference between Bisexuality and Pansexuality: A Powerpoint Guide (Slightly updated)
spot fucking on
This is really helpful, because I wasn’t entirely sure.
Also, because according to these definitions, I’m pansexual (and very okay with that).