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Hey man, unless you have one of those magically re-filling quivers, you need to take every chance to recollect any unbroken arrows. Plus, Hawkeye’s arrow are high tech and fancy. It would be irresponsible to leave them laying around.

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Anonymous: Um. Clint makes Steve and Bucky read Harry Potter. The Avengers all have very, very strong opinions about which house they get sorted into. Bucky thinks he's a Slytherin, but Steve says he's a Hufflepuff through and through.
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ifeelbetterer:

“This isn’t a legitimate classification system,” said Steve angrily, throwing the book onto the couch next to Clint. “This is bullshit. They’re children, for cripe’s sake.”

Clint’s eyebrows rose to comical levels.

"You can’t just isolate different children or—or— or try to predetermine their characters at age eleven,” Steve said, thoroughly angry. “And you certainly can’t condemn an entire fourth of your school’s population to a villainy house, what the hell is that?”

He started to pace.

"As if people never change! As if there’s no moral or ethical growth after age eleven!”

Bucky reached over Clint and picked up the book. Clint gave him a look and he shrugged.

"Hell, if it makes Steve this angry, I gotta check it out,” he explained.

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“This isn’t a basis for education!” Bucky shouted. “Where are the art classes, huh? Kids this age should have access to art classes.”

“Exactly!” shouted Steve. “Maybe a little less institutionalized racism and a little more arts education, am I right?”

Clint buried his head in his hands.

Reactions to Captain America: Winter Soldier

HERE THERE BE SPOILERS

1) Steve’s list which I already knew about, but was fun to see. Honestly, the way ppl were on about it on Tumblr, I thought it would play a bigger role in the movie.

2) Loved the bit when Steve is running along the deck of the ship and he just flings a guy off the side.

3) Fucking Hydra. Is that an acronym too, or is it just a name? I can’t remember.

4) Any organization with so much access to weaponry and secrets and power is bound to collapse under the weight of its own power-hungry leaders. It is inevitable.

5) I was disappointed when the board member who attacked the others turned out to be Natasha. I really wanted ‘Hilary Clinton’ to have kicked some ass.

6) Natasha trying to get Steve laid: What is up with that?

(damned thing posted before I was done!)

7) I feel like this movie was far less about the Winter Soldier than Hydra and Fury. I suppose calling it Captain America: The Reemergence of Hydra would be a bit of a spoiler.

8) I’m glad that Bucky seems to have been given a second chance. I really hope we see him back in Avengers 2. Although I am sickened by the torture he has obviously been through over the years. Hydra, how evil can you get, you horrible mother fucking bastards?? Sorry, had to get that out.

9) Falcon’s wings were cool, but I’d still rather have an Iron Man suit. Shame that the wing suit was ruined though. Wonder he will ever get another one.

10) They really can’t bear to kill anyone, can they? From now on, I will never believe that anyone is really dead. It’s an entire universe full of Daniel Jacksons.

11) If you enjoy these movies, and have access to American tv shows, you really should be watching Agents of SHIELD. It’s fucking awesome.

  • Marvel: *makes Avengers*
  • Marvel: *makes Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America sagas*
  • Marvel: *makes Agents of Shield*
  • Marvel: *makes Guardians of the Galaxy*
  • Marvel: *makes Black Widow movie*
  • DC: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... MORE BATMAN.