Icon from a picrew by grgikau. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.
black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.
bruce: how’d you get your scar?
zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.
bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.
Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?
Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.
*Zuko fighting the Joker*
J: “wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s”
Z: *rips off mask* i don’t give a fuck
I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.
“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”
Bat-option papers
Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.
Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.
iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning
alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.
@absentlyabbie
I see your “Alfred and Iroh as tea bros” and raise you “Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals”
Consider
Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade
Alfred: oh I’m dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it
(later)
Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*
Iroh: *dying inside*
excellent addition
hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea
while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar
further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?
You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service
Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.
Mark Hamill
Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened
this post has everything
this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.
Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!
Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down
Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years
What does that mean
Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE
In the fire nation
Those damn heterosexuals
Steampunk shit????
I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy
Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again
Oh she’s the fucking moon now
Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch
No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry
sECRETTUNNELLLLL
What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳
Oh shitfire
I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂
The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang
!!!! A GREMLIN
Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels
Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-
Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring”hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am
KATARA MOSES
nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊
Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help
arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history
I command this episode to stop murdering me
This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out
Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying
Can these children never catch a fucking break
What the fuck is going on
Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever
Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin
MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO
…..me @ me
This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck
Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!
Sparkysparky boom man!
S Sweatbending
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bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL
I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass
Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????
:D!!!!
My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself
Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay
This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN
Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again
We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat
This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD
Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy
graMP GRAMP
I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,
You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island
I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am
Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.
