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cryptid-quartz:

Toucans are pretty weird, right?

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I mean look at them, they’re all fucking beak.

But they get weirder.

Have you ever seen a toucan skull?

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I MEAN LOOK AT THIS THING THEIR BEAK IS TALLER THAN THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING SKULL

@thestalkerbunny toucan lich

It gets worse:

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Without the added volume of feathers, a toucan’s beak is the size of the whole rest of its body put together. They are literally and without exaggeration 50% beak by volume.