Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.

headspace-hotel:

moonlitdremr:

exciting:

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

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I asked my mom, who has a mostly complete master’s in counseling, and she said this

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So, take all this as you will

middle-earth-mythopoeia:

middle-earth-mythopoeia:

Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates —
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Pour all the milk on the pantry floor!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! carefully with the plates!

I LOVE the tags on this post, they make me so happy:

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majorgenerally: “ kechpaja: “ wtfduolingo: “ why….why is it so excited about telling me this? [image transcription: Spanish “¡Sí, yo como arañas!” which translates to “Yes, I eat spiders!” ” mi nombre es Georg y cuando estoy en mi caverna ayer u...

majorgenerally:

kechpaja:

wtfduolingo:

why….why is it so excited about telling me this?

[image transcription: Spanish “¡Sí, yo como arañas!” which translates to “Yes, I eat spiders!”]

mi nombre es Georg
y cuando estoy
en mi caverna
ayer u hoy

y una araña
hay también
la como yo:
me gusta bien

Is that a Spiders Georg lik the bred poem in Spanish!?!