alexaloraetheris:

prismatic-bell:

aria-lerendeair:

lesbianladyeboshi:

cipheramnesia:

mrnexx:

wordsofdiana:

lordweaselton:

hey–its–hay:

zoycitem:

moonblossom:

kingdomheartstrash:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aphony-cree:

sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor:

aphony-cree:

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

May I present:

This monstrosity

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

My humble contributions

My Twinkies Halloween edition

…

I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

I will never be over needing to reset my password on my Prime account only to be granted my OTP.

My One True Password.

I died.

I honestly can’t decide what’s better: that normal people came up with this as an entirely innocuous metaphors, or someone knew exactly how this could be taken and went with it

captains-super-shield:

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulu:

i want a tampon/pad advert where it’s just a woman in full battle uniform tearing through piles and piles of opponents with a sword and sometimes her bare hands and in the end while she’s standing on a pile of dead bodies a little blood trickles down her thigh and she sighs dramatically and the caption’s like

“YOU BELONG IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES.

NOT YOUR UTERUS.”

I HAVE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG