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virtie333: “theladyragnell: “ jessicapava: “ I let out a very soft gasp ” #‘its experiences’ did you mean:#poe dameron awake at 4AM singing BB-8 songs he makes up as he goes#poe dameron running back into a firefight to save a disabled BB-8 from...

virtie333:

theladyragnell:

jessicapava:

I let out a very soft gasp

#‘its experiences’ did you mean:#poe dameron awake at 4AM singing BB-8 songs he makes up as he goes#poe dameron running back into a firefight to save a disabled BB-8 from certain destruction (sustaining a shoulder wound)#poe dameron speaking in binary even though BB-8 tells him he sounds absurdly stupid#poe dameron sewing a little hole into all his tents so that BB-8 can charge next to him while he sleeps even when they’re on recon missions#poe dameron referring to BB-8 as ‘my friend’ and making sure his programming equips him to fully understand what that means#poe dameron always asking BB-8 to do what he needs instead of ordering it#poe dameron rewriting the astromech default programming that would force BB-8 to call him master#poe dameron rebuilding BB-8 by hand himself whenever BB-8 gets damaged#and keeping his hard drive and his audio sensors live so he can reassure BB-8 as he goes that it’s all going fine#IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT BY ‘EXPERIENCES’#DID YOU MEAN ‘POE DAMERON’#because that’s what BB-8 would mean#‘strong loyalty subprogram’ is one way to put it#‘loves poe dameron right back’ is another (via @gyzym)

This only confirms my suspicions…

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incorrectgarashir:

Julian: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Worf: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Miles: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Worf, learn to listen.
Kira: What if it bites itself and I die?
Jadzia: That’s voodoo.
Miles: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Garak: That’s correlation, not causation.
Jadzia: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Garak: That’s kinky.
Julian: Oh my God.

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Odo and Quark were probably thought by the cardassians when DS9 was under their control as that shameless couple who flirts loudly and makes out in the bus.

Middle aged cardassian housewifes would sit around and trash talk them like: “I know a shape shifter raised by those bajorans…and faregi have no concept of decorum but really must they push it in our faces??”

And meanwhile Odo is chasing Quark down the prominad accusing him of each and every single crime known to man.

fieldbears:

bookhobbit:

the THING about Oluwande is that his competence level is “night manager who has worked in this 24 hour McDonalds for 4 years and knows all possible McDonalds scenarios but outside work his life is not even a little bit together” and the thing about Jim is that their competence is “wildly experienced mechanic who can fix literally anything in the 24 hour McDonalds with a wrench and some duct tape but can’t figure out how to heat up a burger without burning it” and the rest of the crew is “has been working in the 24 hour McDonalds for a maximum of two weeks, and doesn’t know how to do anything”. except Buttons, who is “has worked in this specific 24 hour McDonalds for 15 years, but still causes regular incidents any time he is at the cash register”.

#stede has the energy of a guy who has never eaten at a mcdonald’s but has recently purchased a franchise ( @forpiratereasons )