marshmellin:

firstofficerkittycat:

Oh fuck am I sad???no I’m not. I disagree. Ok it’s over

Me in every meeting that could have been an email

100493503004422:

me [completely out of touch with my feelings, trying to describe an emotion]: I feel, um, glittery? buzzy. like peeling my skin off

rovermcfly:

there is just something about this picture of wil wheaton in costume looking like he’s having a nap on on the tng set

funnytwittertweets:

lisa-rowee:

alieng0d:

me, experiencing the sudden anguish that comes with living: alright

lmaonade:

awake i’m awake. i’m god damn awake i’m Up. i’m not asleep i’m awake and here or whatever you call it. i’m here. fuck