hellasstrology:

Physical affection: Aries, Taurus, SCORPIO, Aquarius

Verbal affection: Cancer, Virgo, Libra

Neither: Gemini, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Any type of affection because only they’re so needy: Pisces, Leo

motherhenna:

kagekubi:

kaitlinthestudent:

Even if it’s not a full 8-hour cycle, please sleep.

i havent slept in three years and im fine fuck this post

Sleep is important!: cancer, pisces, capricorn, sagittarius, leo, taurus, libra

i haven’t slept in three years: aries, aquarius, scorpio, virgo, gemini

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: A swarm of ants, possibly allied with you possibly not, the stars wouldn’t clarify.

Taurus: With the right tools and preparation you will nail the job interview. Hammer, bring a hammer.

Gemini: Stretch your legs, remove your pants. Let a good thing be good. This is not a suggestion. This is a command.

Cancer: One day you will realize you are all grown up. The roots have taken their place and you have transcended the need for El Pollo Loco.

Leo: Who cares what motivates you? Save children out of spite. Help the sick out of hatred. 

Virgo: Some people are attractive in the same way a venus flytrap smells nice.

Libra: Turns out you can feel better by just pretending you’re not sad forever! Just kidding you’d die a bitter and useless death.

Scorpio: Sluts are an important part of any social ecosystem. The world is a sticky, yet well oiled machine. 

Ophiuchus: Leather is literally skin. Don’t think too hard about it.

Sagittarius: Homework is lame, all the cool kids are constructing intricate replicas of historical buildings by carefully melting tupperware with a cigarette lighter.

Capricorn: Life can just get radically better and worse with no input from you. You can just wake up one morning and find out your liver shut down because someone stuffed $35,000 into it while you were asleep.

Aquarius: While the stars and I agree with the labor theory of value we think you misunderstand. A kidney stone is not the product of your labor and is not an acceptable form of payment.

Pisces: The mistake is thinking there is a box in the first place.

astroquarian:

ARIES: long eyelashes, leather jackets, candlelight, autumn leaves, sleeping in, greek mythology, waves crashing on the beach
TAURUS: plaid shirts, the smell of fresh baked bread, disney movies, the sound of a guitar strumming, mountain peaks at sunrise
GEMINI: the forest at night, cat’s eye sunglasses, 24/7 gas stations, floorboards creaking at night, the smell of fresh ink, going on a first date
CANCER: old books, the smell of fresh cut grass, the colour peach, messy buns, accent walls, hand holding, matte lipstick
LEO: long car rides, thunder, the feeling of accomplishment, love poems, sunflowers, your favourite song on playing repeat
VIRGO: the first snow of the year, bright eyes, flowers in your hair, binge watching a new show, a warm mug of tea, fantasy books
LIBRA: iced coffee, the wind in your hair, string lights, the feeling of forgiveness, bonfires, a new crush
SCORPIO: the night sky, winged eyeliner, an old typewriter, speaking latin, wine stained lips, halloween costumes
SAGITTARIUS: bright houses, nude lipstick, the sound of laughter, watching musicals, forehead kisses
CAPRICORN: the full moon, the smell of clean laundry, new love, going to museums, shouting at the top of your lungs, watching the fog roll in
AQUARIUS: rain on pavement, a paint palette, the city at night, the colour cyan, falling stars, books written in french, ankle boots
PISCES: colourful flowers, sand between your toes, long hugs, ferris wheels, art galleries, cherry blossoms in the wind, a cat purring

frenchzodiacgirl:

Aries: they are secretly romantic, great listeners and they are not as confident as they may seem

Taurus: they set high standards for themselves, they are more rational than emotional and they are organized 

Gemini: they are pretty sensitive, unable to say “no” to their friends and they love staying indoors sometimes

Cancer: they are very resilient, extremely complex and they have some of the most diverse sense of humor

Leo: they place others’ needs before their own, they are incredibly clingy and they are really smart people

Virgo: they are up for any adventures, they have intense trust issues and they never forgive

Libra: they are heavily educated/ informed, they notice the smallest details and they aren’t always optimistic

Scorpio: they are super shy and bashful when they first meet people, they are hilarious and all they want is true love and to start their own family

Sagittarius: they are undeniably poetic, they are committed when they find the right person and they are caring

Capricorn: they know how to let loose and party hard, they have contagious laughs and they are compassionate

Aquarius: they are in-tune with their feelings deep down inside, they are charismatic and they forget easily

Pisces: they fear loneliness, they are tough/strong and they have huge ambitions

sclera:

put ur zodiac sign in the tags & if you like or dislike:

- pineapple on pizza
- mint ice cream / mint chocolate
- ketchup in mac n’ cheese
- fries dipped in ice cream

astrorhea:

• ARIES: 5% | -5%

• TAURUS: 20% | 20%

• GEMINI: 0% | 50%

• CANCER: 90% | 100%

• LEO: 0.00001% | 80%

• VIRGO: 40% | 90%

• LIBRA: 184729377292% | 10%

• SCORPIO: 96% | 69%

• SAGITTARIUS: 0.0% | 0.01%

• CAPRICORN: 10% | 99%

• AQUARIUS: 99% | 10%

• PISCES: 888% | 8.88%
  

(Also: Mercury | Moon)