pho-bia:

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

altonzm:

I hate jobs that ask you for your salary expectation

my genuine and sincere belief is that companies should be required to publically declare what they pay every single one of their employees and prominently display it in a place that their employees and the public can reasonably and easily access

and also that companies should have to declare the intended salary of a job at all times when advertising it

lack of transparency honestly only benefits employers

uriequeen:

If I don’t do challenges you tag me in its not because I don’t love you, because I do, it’s because I’m a lazy fuck

womaninpearls:

thepoorinspirit-extras:

womaninpearls:

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.”

- Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

Yes. Much more succinct.

sansaslays:

I’m a Bernie supporter but u all need to chill on calling him grandpa and a cinnamon roll and all that shit he’s still a politician you still need to be critical of him don’t fan girl over him that’s weird and I’m waiting for the “ur fave is problematic” post about him the way y'all glamorize him like he’s in a boy band or young adult novel turned film trilogy okay don’t put your full trust and adoration into him he has power he could be the president of the United States and not being critical of him is very not good okay always always always be critical of people in power no matter how much they align with your views you can’t trust politicians I’m sorry

you-ok-little-brother:

The Princess Bride is now on Netflix.

just-shower-thoughts:

If you aren’t at least a little ashamed of your country’s history, you don’t know your country’s history.

vanconcastiel:

b1gbuffcheetopuff:

Aries: “Tell the cops to wait, I’m playing Call of Duty.”

Taurus: “Fuck it, I’m going to Canada.”

Gemini: “COME HOME THIS INSTANT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES.”

Cancer:  (playing cod) “I can’t hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-olds’ asses.”

Leo: (pointing to a bruise on my hand) “Is that a hickey?”

Virgo:  “Don’t tell your mom, but I’m happy for the gays.”

Libra: “Sad movies are dumb.  I don’t want to pay ten dollars to cry for two hours.  I do that every day for free.”

Scorpio: “I want the board to change my job title from CEO to supreme leader.”

Saggitarius: “The only reason I have a facebook is to embarass your mom.”

Capricorn: “I have a crush on Eric Dane.”

Aquarius: “I’m hiding from your mother because I just told her to fight me and I’m scared she’ll win.”

Pisces: “When I die, make sure I get a viking funeral.  If I’m getting cremated, I’m getting cremated like a badass.”

The only one of these things worth reblogging