sfiddy:

fandomlife-universe:

Women are better than men = misandry

Men are better than women = misogyny

Men and women are equal = feminism

Everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy

Everyone’s equal when they’re dead = Les Miserables

Everyone’s dead = Supernatural

Everyone’s important = Doctor Who

Everyone’s an idiot = Sherlock

Everyone’s food = Hannibal

Everyone’s related = Once Upon a Time

This started well and only got better.

bisexualbucky:

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

evungelinelilly:

i get personally offended when people don’t like the lord of the rings

kavinskcy:

small psa: if ur reblogging my original content, I will read the tags I will find u and I will read your tags

mysharona1987:

I’m glad little Ahmed is going to space camp and will do well in his future. Good for him. But holy fuck, does no one care that the Texas police threw the law out of the window here? What they did was actually illegal. Will they be punished? No. Probably not.

But the mainstream press don’t care.  MY GOD, MARK ZUCKERBERG LIKES HIM. THAT IS BASICALLY THE WHOLE STORY HERE.

paradoxpaint:

It baffles me how badly tumblr misunderstands politics sometimes.

Like, you know the thing that just came out about trump beating every democratic candidate?

First: That is a POLL, not a vote. This is not official, this is not the real election. Trump is not “winning”. It’s just a survey.

Second: And this is the IMPORTANT PART, you know how many people participated in this survey?

1000

1000 People

ONE

THOUSAND

PEOPLE

this is .03% of the US population

This is what is called a sample size. It can be extrapolated to give an estimate of what would occur throughout the entire population, but is honestly, probably WILDLY INACCURATE. The surveys are random, so they have no way to guarantee correct sampling proportions of race, gender, political belief, etc. For all we know they could have accidentally called 950 white male republicans, 25 black female democrats, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to disregard these things entirely.

I’m not saying that we shouldn’t continue to fight to get Bernie in office, but like, ya’ll need to stop seeing these things and thinking the world is ending. You know who the sure thing candidate was in these polls was 8 years ago?

Hillary Clinton

Who won the election?

Not Hillary Clinton

So just take a deep breath guys. We’re gonna beat this vomitous mass of racism and bad hair.

(AND ALSO, the election has NOT STARTED YET. No one has VOTED for Deez Nuts, Donald Trump, or ANYONE ELSE. ELECTION DAY IS NOT FOR OVER A YEAR. THESE ARE SURVEYS AND POLLS. THEY. DO. NOT. MATTER.)

coolboyclub:

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

betterbemeta:

i-is-a-freak:

malfoycat:

stephenhawqueen:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

neville: *messes up his potion*

gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you

neville: an idiot sandwich

wrong, Neville is a child who is still learning therefore

Neville: *messes up his potion*

Gordon Ramsay: *inspects pot* it’s okay just next time stir half left before taking of the heat

Neville: *wipes tears from face* yes chef 

Gordon Ramsay is more likely to have Snape call himself an idiot sandwich, to be honest. Snape may be great at potions but he’s horrible at people working/studying under him, and Ramsay calls out monstrous restaurant owners/managers all the time.

greenwithenby:

[sees post that makes zero sense]

“wtf the fuck…?”

[sees another post that makes zero sense for the same reasons]

“oh, it’s a new meme.”