loudly–unladylike:

LET THE PEOPLE KNOW

teathattast:

teathattast:

It’s funky crab friday!! 🦀 🥳 🎊 🎉

amygdalae:

evilscientist3:

amygdalae:

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I’ll love doing it

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

…

blagueofchaos:

quitetheketch-moved:

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can’t extend their back properly, so their back is like thi– (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can’t break his spine ‘cause he don’t have a spine.

emil:

winter-jay-official:

Tumblr should appreciate Two Crabs by Vincent Van Gogh more

It’s two crabs, whats not to love

platycryptus:

Giant hermit crab (Petrochirus diogenes)

This specimen is relatively small. P. diogenes is the world’s second-largest hermit crab species, growing large enough to inhabit a full sized queen conch shell and beaten only by the terrestrial coconut crab, which is a hermit crab that stops using shells when it matures.

I can only assume that the the “diogenes” in its name comes from some parallel drawn between the hermit crab’s shell and the philosopher’s habit of sleeping in a large jar.

(Florida, 2/27/21)

amygdalae:

evilscientist3:

amygdalae:

When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I’ll love doing it

if i could die i would wanna be resurrected as a crab strong enough to pull your crabsona out of the bucket. and then where would you be

…

chelmnik:

eggplantmaniac420:

reblog to share a guinness with your followers and the crab