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weaponsofpeace:

I don’t like my movies+books super-realistic okay, so sue me.

If I wanted to watch a bunch of people get shot, I’d turn on the news. same if I wanted to hear about hate crimes and murder and arson and refugees seeking shelter and being denied.

you want the real Oscar-worthy display of human misery and suffering? look around.

sometimes you just want to watch a dang movie and not have to think about how terrible everything is.

gaslightgallows: “ brooklynmutt: “ For the first time in 116 years, Buffalo, NY has had no measurable snow yet this season - ABCNews ” Whenever I complain about this fact to people at work or in my extended family, I am immediately drowned out by...

gaslightgallows:

brooklynmutt:

For the first time in 116 years, Buffalo, NY has had no measurable snow yet this season - ABCNews

Whenever I complain about this fact to people at work or in my extended family, I am immediately drowned out by insistent cries of, “Don’t jinx it! This weather’s a blessing!” and “Fuck you, I work outdoors and I don’t want cold weather” and “Um, excuse me, I can’t afford to move to Florida?”

The local farms are already in danger of losing any crops they might have planned on wintering. The fields are going to be bone-dry come spring, which means when they do get rain, they aren’t going to be able to handle the precipitation. We got floods pretty regularly as it is. And don’t even get me started on the insect explosion we now have to look forward to. 

derinthemadscientist:

theshadowdreams:

frenchfrycoolguy:

what about like. a vampire who is just this weird immortal relative. like maybe at one point they were a parent, and were turned into a vampire, and in stead of like abandoning their family out of guilt or fear, they stuck around through generations and generations in their family and its been hundreds of years and they still stick around and have this huge extended family of people who love them, that weird distant relative who like nobody is sure how they’re related but they are

like a child in their family is born and the mom is like, this is your weird relative who is nocturnal, and the vampire gets to hold the baby and is in all the family photos and everyone is like ‘yeah this is fine, my grandpa knew them so’

This just makes me think of the sims.

This is the perfect position for the maiden aunt who grows her own food and is vaguely into witchcraft that we all have

Like imagine a kid being raised with an “Aunt Mel” and just assuming she’s their mother’s sister but when they’re a teenager their mum is like “oh no she’s actually my aunt, she’s your grandad’s sister” and eventually the kid asks their grandad and he’s like “I’m pretty sure she’s my aunt. Or my great-aunt? She might be some kind of family friend, anyway.”

“Pa she looks 30 years old”

“She always has, we just kind of go with it”

Y'all need to read Queen of the Damned.

captainbisexualcherry:

honestly the thing I have the hardest time suspending my disbelief for in the Marvel Cinematic Universe is that Steve and Bucky are not fucking.

 A guy shrinks down to the size of an ant and can communicate with them? Totally believable. Literal other world god that is thousands of years old and travels via rainbow? No problem. Dude manages to stay alive by performing what is basically open heart surgery on himself while being held in captivity in some actual hell hole, and somehow doesn’t die? Sure!

Bucky breaks through 70 years of brainwashing and disobeys a direct order from the man that has tortured him for god knows how long, because his ‘best friend’ recites a line that is basically a marriage vow, and i’m supposed to believe those two aren't head over heels for each other? Yeah right.