chongoblog:

headspace-hotel:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Whenever you find yourself in a situation of difficulty that makes you feel foolish and stupid, like if you lose your phone charger or forget an important appointment, or entirely forget when the War of 1812 took place, or beat meringue a little too far past the point of forming stiff peaks, or spill a glass of water in your lap in the precise way so as to make it appear like you peed your pants right as your crush is about to walk past, just think to yourself:

“At least I have the presence of mind not to think that carrots have too much sugar.”

“Unsure what went wrong”