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coelasquid:

pokemonphdalison:

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tiddybones:

yulon:

i still don’t understand the dratini evolution

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like

you have these two ethereal blue snake-like dragons

and then some chunky stuffed-animal looking puff the magic dragon

i dont understand. what happened nintendo. 

this has been around for years now but there’s so many people that haven’t seen it but the common theory is that there was a last minute decision to change around evolutionary lines without changing actual pokemon designs that much to match it better

like this:

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colors and body styles line up much better here, although my personal belief is that dragonite was supposed to be a standalone legendary but he didn’t fit in with the legendary bird trio so he was cut to just be a powerful dragon type, and then the dratini/dragonaire line was handed over to him. that left gyarados without an evolutionary line though, so i think that’s when magikarp was added in to create a sort of amusing and surprising evolution for players that didn’t expect a powerful pokemon to come out of a useless one

I mean, gyarados is pretty clearly based on the koi dragon story about the koi fish that spent a hundred years trying to climb a waterfall while demons mocked it and raised the height of the falls until it finally reached the top and the gods rewarded it by transforming it into a dragon, so I doubt Magikarp -> Gyarados family is a mistake.

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Dragonite’s line is based on Korean Dragons and Imugi! Imugi are lesser dragons that look like giant serpents and live in the ocean. If an Imugi can catch a Yeouiju (like a big bead, the kind that Dragonair has!) that falls from heaven, they can become a TRUE dragon like Dragonite.

I pulled this image from wikipedia’s article on Korean Dragons, note that the dragon is holding the big yeouiju.

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ah, cool!

How I see the pokemon go leaders

bbandaids:

Candela: Hot lesbian mom, will kick butt, has probably killed a man, gives smooches before leaving every day, makes the money

Blanche: Nb babe, gives the best cuddles (tho is rlly conservative so it takes a while to get said cuddles), play with their hair plz they will melt, is actually a bean and reads books about aminals and internally squeals, smiles when reading

Spark: Cannot tie his shoes, he tries, the most precious and must protect, thinks he’s the coolest, probably cried over stepping on a bug, is actually rlly badass at pokemon battles, doES THE NARUTO RUN

glaceons:

Imagine this:

Being able to play Pokemon Go during Fall when it’s chilly and breezy. Wearing big hoodies and sipping some hot coffee.

Imagine being able to enjoy the outside for more than 10 minutes without actually dying in a pool of your own sweat.

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“ Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no...

jemthecrystalgem:

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Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

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I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

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I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

What a time to be alive