tiktoksthataregood-ish:

gallusrostromegalus:

So Plex has a Free Movie section, which they occasionally organize by topical categories and today it’s got a section called “EARTH DAY: NATURE’S PAYBACK” which, maybe slightly missing the point, but it’s got some of the wildest movie titles and posters under it, including:

• CROCZILLA
• QUEEN CRAB (Poster looks like those ‘Time For Crab" paintings, but grittier and with exploding helicopters)
• JURASSIC SHARK
• OUIJA SHARK
• VIRUS SHARK
• HOUSE SHARK (Apparently, a shark that eats houses and not a shark you keep in your home, like a housecat. Sad.)
• SHARK ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND
• 500 MPH STORM
• LAVALANTULA
• BIG ASS SPIDER (the poster indicates that a Generic Royalty- Free Cityscape is on fire, and that there is a very large spider. However, the flames obscure the actual size of it’s ass.)
• CAMEL SPIDERS (This one was a disappointment because the font originally made it look like the title was GAMER SPIDERS, an obectively better movie in all respects.
• TAIL STING (about scorpions, and to the producer’s credit, a perfectly adequate descriptor of the main problem with having scoripions in your immediate proximity.
• SPIDERS
• SPIDERS 2
• Oh no wait. The scroll indicates the full title is:
• SPIDERS 2: BREEDING GROUND
• Which is a bold directorial choice that I am assuming is a touching romance set against a fraught political backdrop and an insightful examination of the nature of humanity and montrousness, like The Shape Of Water.
• PIRANHA
• MEGAPIRANHA
• PIRANHACONDA
• SHARKENSTEIN
• SWAMP SHARK
• SHARKS OF THE CORN
• BEN (This movie intrigues me because the poster consists entirely of a fairly normal looking black fancy rat in some sort of Tron-inspired landscape. I have no idea what happening but I hope Mr. Benjamin Rat has a fun adventure in cyberspace.)
• SNOWMAGGEDON
• CHRISTMAS TWISTER
• SAN ANDREAS QUAKE (good to see the return of the Disaster Movie, but also, as a former californian that lived almost directly on top of the San Andreas Fault? You could also call this movie “Teusday”)
• KILLER MERMAID
• SERIAL KILLER SASQUATCH
• MOSQUITO MAN (when you can’t afford Mothman)
• DINOCROC VERSUS MEGAGATOR
• And of course,
  
  BEAR

oncethrown:

Things I need in OFMD season 2

* Stede gets a tattoo

*Lucious found drinking coconut water and loving his best life

*Frenchie gets a cat

* Anne Bonny played by someone outrageous

*illogical Chris Hemsworth Cameo

*Mary

*Mary figures out that Stede’s “Ed” is fucking Blackbeard the pirate.

*Stede and Ed hide from the British at Mary and Doug’s place

lady-sci-fi:

I’ve seen several Garashir fics with the plot of “Dukat kidnaps/hurts Julian to get revenge on Garak.” 

What’s amusing is that this was done by the official comics, in 1995.

They did this in 1995, putting Julian in the traditional “distressed love interest to hurt the other character” role. I love it.

You can read the whole thing here for free: https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Star-Trek-Deep-Space-Nine-The-Maquis

academia-core:

f*ck it, here are some silly pet paintings

fractiousrvt:

kedreeva:

kedreeva:

kedreeva:

You folks have seen some very cute mice from me but… I’m not sure you’re ready for… Him.

But… He must be shared, so…

But wait there’s more. Allow me to show you: so chill that when his foot slipped off he just laid down rather than pull it up again

HIM!!!