ilikesallydonovan:

ladyfogg:

now-theres-a-spoiler-for-you:

cottognapple:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

this-is-chris-colfers-world:

hey-bad-batter-hey:

imjustkt:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

My mom is a travel agent and I can confirm that people are legitimately this stupid when it comes to travel.

“It took us 9 hours to get home to England but the Americans only took 3  hours this is unfair” OH YES LET ME JUST REARRANGE THE GEOGRAPHY OF THE FUCKING PLANET FOR YOU SIR TERRIBLY SORRY

Whenever I think “oh this is the funniest one” I read the next one and I just can’t

I just——I think my brain has dissolved

THE LAST ONE

@natural–blues

I work in hospitality. These seem about right.

There was oncd a court case in Germany where a couple sued because they booked a double room and got a twin room (in German there’s no distinction between double and twin rooms, they’re both a Doppelzimmer, so this may have played a role). The judge ruled that they wouldn’t get compensation for a ruined holiday and then proceeded to explain in wonderful legalese that this is because there are sex positions that can be used on a bed that’s 90cm wide as opposed to a king size bed.

kokonuzz:

bearprince:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

#moisturize me

Creepy Smiley Face 

sandandglass:

The Late Show, January 4, 2017

Unfortunately, Trump later unfollowed @EmrgencyKittens