defconprime:

Gangster Spock from Star Trek Timelines, 2016.

docgold13:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

good to known there is still magic in the world somewhere

teiandcookies:

round–robin:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

So Army of the Dead fired Chris d'Elia for being a fucking sexual predator. The problem is they had already shot the whole movie. So how did they move forward? They edited out the whole man and instead threw TIG NOTARO in the whole movie via green screen and special effects. Oh, and her promo images? A gift to the gays.

Fun fact: editing out the whole man and replacing him with Tig Notaro is the correct response to almost anything

THIS IS REAL LIFE

biteswhenprovoked:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

For anyone who might be interested, there’s a book about this kind of thing, called An Exaltation of Larks (by James Lipton). It doesn’t just have names for groups of animals-there are also professions.

Speaking of:

An odium of politicians

An escheat of lawyers

A foreclosure of bankers

A collar of cops

A scam of con artists

A helping of pickpockets

A facsimile of forgers

squareallworthy:

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squareallworthy:

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

myiliterallyhavenolifegoals:

Spock gets his Katra back, but he and McCoy end up with like, residual personality traits from each other. And they’re both Pissed Off about it.

Bones? is *marginally* quicker at Maths, which hey, not bad.He can also tell you a pretty accurate history of Vulcan if pressed. H o v e v e r; he uses the word “fascinating” in everyday conversation, and looks Pained every time . Alcohol never quite tastes the same which is an utter Devastation bc booze makes up a good third of his personality at this point. Like what, he’s supposed to deal with James T Kirk sober?? rip to this man.

and Spock? everyone on the bridge just about shits themselves when they realise who’s been humming ‘sweet caroline’ for the past 5 minutes. Including Spock. He’s no physician, but he can now tell you which alien species known to the federation have appendixes. What he meant to say to that poor cadet was “I fail to see the logic in your actions”; what came out was “what the Fuck was that?”

(Scotty’s never quite recovered from the time he brought up an embarrassing story from the 5 year mission, and was simultaneously flipped off by both the chief medical officer and the first officer. Legend says Jim is still crying with laughter to this day.)

muppethole:

any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

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