turkey-korvid:

This fictional man has a dick TO YOU. i know he has a pussy

neoretrobibliomartini-x:

soberscientistlife:

Let’s encourage men to speak up, not man up.

It’s a flat-out lie that being unable to handle every single thing entirely on your own means you’re weak or a failure. But all too many of us have believed that lie.

plasticterrarium:

enthusispastic:

thespamman24:

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

The change of pronouns here really seals the deal tbh

deadmaidclub:

arlovegood:

Do y’all have ships that you indirectly ship? Like, you know nothing about them, doesn’t search or read fanfic but that one person you follow is always posting about them and you’re like: “yeah girl, they make absolute sense, an obvious OTP”.

damnbluewires:

I’m making a farm. you can live there but you have to contribute. what are you doing?

👁️

beekeeping. making sure they are well, maintaining hive, creating honey

gardening. herbs, fruits, veggies, you name them, I’m on it

cooking. creating wonderful meals from the food we grew for us all to enjoy

animals. chickens, goats, cats, dogs, everyone is well fed, petted and enriched

clay. I’m making mugs, pots, spoons, lil sculptures. it’s nice

bugs. I make sure that we have easy and environmentally friendly protein

dry herbs. I’m in charge of wonderful tea, aromatics, spices, and weed

alcohol. I brew nice drinks that we can all enjoy at the end of the day

heavy work. I do repairs, cut wood, start fire, and anything else that’s needed

fishing. I go by the river and idly spend my day catching fish that we can grill

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dreadkithulhu:

elemental-queen-writes:

Flicking through The Laertian Gamble and found this line.

Look, I know Julian is actually lying in this part, but it’s so objectively funny to me that Julian says this, and Quark goes along with it.

Like, we know WHY Garak would take in Julian’s uniform a bit too much. And I’m thinking about it now.

subatoism:

Data: The odds of our survival at this juncture are approximately 1 in 327, much like those of an asteroid colliding with Archia IX’s moon in the next two centuries, or seeing a d’shraka flower bloom in an average human lifetime, or,

Data: …

Data: This is the point at which people generally interrupt to remind me of the urgency of the situation

Julian: God, no, please say more

wexleresque:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.