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july-19th-club:

ok look though like say garak comes into money. and spend it in what economy? everything got smithereened in the bloodiest war of the century! and he’s going back to Be Useful and Do For His People he’s not gonna just like sit on it. that money is gone in like five years tops and on stuff like. tarps and portable heaters

captaincrusher:

starbashir:

wanderingwriter87:

starbashir:

lost ds9 ep where there is some kinda radiation spanning 2ft off the ground so everyone has to try to get around the station in the floor is lava style

#this is how we find out cardassians can stick to walls like geckos

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im yelling at the idea of garak scuttling around the walls and ceilings like an unhinged spiderman, saying snide comments and roasting the others as they cling to poles and railings

Imagine Sisko and Bashir having a serious discussion about something and then Garak suddenly make a sarcastic comment out of nowhere and they realize he’s been watching them from the ceiling the entire time.

starbashir:

wanderingwriter87:

starbashir:

lost ds9 ep where there is some kinda radiation spanning 2ft off the ground so everyone has to try to get around the station in the floor is lava style

#this is how we find out cardassians can stick to walls like geckos

SDFSJJFSDKjkdfgjkfgdkjfggjkfgdjk

im yelling at the idea of garak scuttling around the walls and ceilings like an unhinged spiderman, saying snide comments and roasting the others as they cling to poles and railings

Contrapasso (a DS9 drabble)

philosopherking1887:

[Written for the drabble prompt “Curse.” Also on AO3.]

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In his brief stint on Bajor, Garak learned to ignore Bajoran curses, spat at him by Resistance detainees, muttered by old codgers who thought he couldn’t hear, or painted on the walls of his lodgings. Despite all their imprecations invoking the Prophets, Garak’s scales didn’t rot, he didn’t burn in the Fire Caves, nor did he fatally choke on a fishbone. Clearly the Prophets weren’t listening.

But when he received notice of his exile, he remembered the prylar who said to him gravely, sadly: “May the Prophets someday show you what it is to have your home taken from you.”