Canadian Nightmare
JESUS CHRIST
WHO THE FUCK LET THAT EXISTThe Canadian regionalization DLC for Nyan Cat looks amazing.
This is nothing I wanted and yet everything I ever needed
Bless you Canada and your gigantic dinosaur snowplow monsters
Woo woo, motherfucker!
Goddamned Mezolithic Megafauna’s what that is. Goddamned warranty expired on those things centuries ago, but do they care? Do they go decently extinct, like the ground sloth, gigantopethicus, or wooly rhino? Fuck that, they’re doing downhill runs on your favorite skiing course is what. Because Fuck it, is why.
Now I understand why moose are built the way they are.
It’s so they can gallop untrammelled through six-odd feet of snow.
Jesus Christ I read those mother fuckers could run 55km an hour but seeing it is another thing especially plowing through the snow
If a full semi trailer rig hits a moose, that semi trailer rig is tattered, useless pieces of its former self.
The moose just gets up, tries to figure out what the fuck just slapped its ass, and goes back into the woods when it finds there’s nothing around to mate with.
A moose sat on one of my uncles’ car. Totalled the car. Just sat down and rested for a bit
There is a tale in the mate’s childhood neighborhood of the moose who had marital relations with a car.
That poor fucking car.
Don’t you mean “That poor fucked car”?
This was the story published in the Bangor Daily News that I found after moving to Kentucky with @deadcatwithaflamethrower - http://archive.bangordailynews.com/2000/10/05/amorous-moose-run-amok-damage-new-canada-property/
Obligatory mention of the time @dadhoc provoked a bull moose during rutting season. And lived.
Moose, man. Trying to explain moose to Western Europeans is always entertaining.
“No, bigger than that. Nope, bigger. Also, they can kick in all directions. Yes, sideways. Have fun hiking.”
