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I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

Metal Gear Solid wishes it was the level of military criticism that the existence of the Pentagon KFC is

KFC tastes noticeably different in different countries because it has to accommodate things like halal in muslim countries, which begs the question of what exactly is in their north american fried chicken recipe that doesn’t make it halal. What do they put in the Pentagon KFC chicken. Do they put the stuff that made Malcolm the middle in it

I should be allowed into the Pentagon to slurp up the delicious sultry spices their KFC keeps in the meat locker

essence of ronald reagan

going delirious on the thought of ronald reagan pentagon kfc. i want to live deliciously.

I CHANGED MY MIND NOTHING COULD COMPARE TO WHATEVERS IN THE AREA 51 DEL TACO

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

throwing up and sobbing bc I just heard boulevard of broken dreams on a classic rock station

the image of a 73 yo retired man who has listened to the same rotation of songs for his entire life going to 7am coffee with the boys and turning on his trusty old station just to be met with greenday has me in tears actually

futureevilscientist:

kesslersymbolic:

screamydreamy:

this is so funny

“He gave me my mail and said ‘Are you expecting anything from Germany?’ and I said 'I might be - we’ve got friends over there’,” said Mr Biggs.

“He said 'Have a look at this letter’ - so I had a look and turned it over and our friends’ address was on the back of it and on the front it just said England.”

Mr Biggs said the card had been sent from a sorting office in Germany close to Gloucester’s twin town of Trier and had not been opened.

“I said 'How on earth did you know it was for me?’ and he said 'I didn’t, I’ve been wandering around with this’, said Mr Biggs.

"My wife and I are absolutely shocked but this puts posties at five or six stars and top of the tree for me this Christmas.”

The card, it is believed, may have originally been addressed correctly and so was sent to the right area of England - but with an address label that fell off at some point.

A Royal Mail spokesman said: “Royal Mail’s team of 'address detectives’ are renowned for their ability to ensure poorly addressed items of mail reach their intended recipients however, even by their standards, this is pretty impressive.”

the royal mail detectives are a weird bunch, and like if it was addressed right it would get right but i love the idea they went “well it’s from Trier so send it to the twinned town first”

Terry Pratchett would have loved this

protectspock:

protectspock:

No Time To Die was good but it would have been better if Bond was constantly being followed and ridiculed by a giant lizard who wanted to fuck him. Just my opinion.

the-insidious-dr-grey-matter:

Patrick Stewart dancing and singing on the bridge of USS Enterprise-D. Originally filmed in 1991 as a birthday suprise for Gene Roddenberry, it wasn’t meant for public viewing but a copy was made and later included as a DVD bonus.

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sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor:

aphony-cree:

Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.

This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink

Please add more

i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so

May I present:

This monstrosity

Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take

My humble contributions

My Twinkies Halloween edition

…

I’ve had this saved on my phone for like a year and I just …

Call out post for literally everyone I know and also me.

I will never be over needing to reset my password on my Prime account only to be granted my OTP.

My One True Password.

I died.

I honestly can’t decide what’s better: that normal people came up with this as an entirely innocuous metaphors, or someone knew exactly how this could be taken and went with it