Icon by @ThatSpookyAgent. Call me Tir or Julian. 37. He/They. Queer. Twitter: @tirlaeyn. ao3: tirlaeyn. 18+ Only. Star Trek. The X-Files. Sandman. IwtV. OMFD. Definitionless in this Strict Atmosphere.
I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think “It’s fucken wimdy” when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.
I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies
The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable
I don’t have anything too weird actually. I guess this Klingon head play set is kinda strange. The head opens up to a Klingon great hall and It’s got a tiny worf and gowron that you can make fight (did that happen in the show? I can’t remember) and a targ
Oloh Lodam,a beautiful cardassian woman, turns her father over to the state for treason, testifying against him in court and doing everything in her power to disavow herself from him, but she is in danger of being guilty by association in society despite her honorable nature and protection of such by the state, She must find a Gul to marry as soon as possible. Any Gul will do.
Glinn Rojo Dal is lonely, aging, and his dedication to the state is unwavering. He is reaching the age of thirty, with no wife and family to commit themselves to his cause, of reaching the status of Gul. His Commanding Gul has told him once he commits himself to a wife, the state may recognize his devotion. luckily theres a woman who is looking for a husband on Cardassia ii, maybe they could come to an arrangement….. but will they lose their hearts along the way
I have some Thoughts about what truly trashy cardassian literature is like.
Don’t bury this gem in the tags of your cursed post, OP, let it fly. 😂
Oh no, now I’m thinking about how, instead of Mads Mikkelsen waxing philosophical about how trout is the most Nietzschean fish, we’d have Guy Fieri serving Will a cheesecake topped with potato chips, pretzels, and hot fudge.
@sigynpenniman and i were having a very serious conversation about stickers at the doctor’s office
i have no excuse for this other than garak is not a good patient, his boyfriend is a doctor, and it would be a funny as fuck mental image
[image: two screencaps of garak from ds9. he looks confused in both, and there are edited-in children’s stickers saying “i visited my doctor today!” and “my doctor made me feel better!” with a dinosaur and a bird respectively.]
