dragon-in-a-fez:

imagine you’re a fifth-grade teacher and one day a crow just flies into your classroom, steals some food, sits on some kid’s head, and shouts “fuck off”

traegorn:

themori-witch:

will-o-the-witch:

“Objects have masculine and feminine energies across the board” is the funniest take I’ve heard all day. Like binarism aside imagine seeing a frozen pizza and being like “ah yes this is a MAN”

It’s not male or female it’s digiorno

Thank you for making me laugh so much, @will-o-the-witch. I’m in tears over this

Nonbinary icon, Digiorno pizza.

fishpillowses:

flirting

kaelio:

no no no no no no no no no no

tylenol-milk-tranny-deactivated:

Ah, if it’s isn’t the consequences (dirty soup bowl) of my actions (ate some soup).

bettysweep:

bettysweep:

it’s deliriously funny that throughout ds9, the whole senior staff is like ooo wonder why garak is exiled! he must have been a war criminal, or maybe committed treason, or was it all a lie and he’s still a member of the obsidian order? what horrid atrocities has this man committed?

and then you read a stitch in time and it turns out garak was exiled bc he basically was like