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morekanarfordamar:

Don’t hate me, but it’s true and we all know it

garakcore:

Why the CONFUSION? Why the DRAMA about the ship name for Garak, Bashir, and Parmak?

When it is OBVIOUSLY “doctor / lizard / lizard doctor” :))

tooquirkytolose:

The rate at which those gay little pirates consumed my mutual’s entire brains….blorbos in law speedrun

garakcore:

Garak: Arati, do you have a good relationship with your father?

Arati: I mean he died in the Fire but yeah he was a great dad. Why do you ask?

Garak, sobbing: DON’T WORRY ARATI I WILL BE YOUR DAD AND I’LL BE GOOD TO YOU AND NEVER HURT YOU AND HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS WITH ALL OF MY STRENGTH

Arati: …Garak, did YOU have a good relationship with your father?

Garak: NO

Arati: Oh I’m so s-

Garak: HE LOCKED IN ME IN A CLOSET ARATI

dappertorchwick:

JULIAN-

thevanillahorizon:

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

grifalinas:

Menstrual products with “For Men” packaging

The wrappers are black or gunmetal and the boxes have like. Bears and shit on them. Manly products for your manhood! For men!

MEN! Does your manhood leak B L O O D every month? Do you spend three to ten days of the month shedding the blood of your defeated enemy? Try our Man-strual products! Pads and tampons for that MANLIEST time of the month! For men!

is it bad that I read this entire post in One Topic’s voice?

yishaqeni:

yishaqeni:

lil kelim hc

getting married is important to both kelas and elim as they’re both folk of faith, but they’re from different faiths and both have wildly different concepts of how that should work

elim is looking at an elaborate hebetian ritual with references to their ancestors in a spiritually important and beautiful location and it’s all very romantic

kelas would like to get blessed, get married, and get drunk, and not necessarily in that particular order

related to this, they both have different death rites. for example, kelas’ faith/culture includes huge irish wakes where everyone tangentially linked to the deceased is invited, and is often arranged by a close family member

so when elim “died” and kelas was taken to HARF and found he was alive, kelas had to have a very serious conversation with elim about telling kelas’ brother, before he and 100+ other people gatecrashed their empty house for a wake

writeouswriter:

Look, if I introduced a WIP on here excitedly and then promptly never mentioned it again, it doesn’t mean I’m not working on it, it means I’m slowly rotating it in my mind like a rotisserie chicken and then went out to the grocery store to buy several other rotisserie chickens while I wait for it to cook and then slowly started rotating those rotisserie chickens and repeat

uglysockperson:

uglysockperson:

uglysockperson:

Couldn’t help it

@ring-tailed-femur this is exactly what I was doin lol I forgot to add it in the tags or my head cannon post that this was a sewing tomato. And absolutely he’d be like wow a new prized possession???

An addition lol